1. It matters not wether you win or lose; What matters is whether I win or lose.
   

2. Hard work never killed anybody; But why take a chance?
   

3. NEVER go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
   

4. (Think in terms of basketball here) The average shooter thinks he isn't.
   

5. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
   

6. Hi i'm here from the government. I'm here to help you.

These quotes are compiled from many different place. When ever possible I will cite the place I found the quote. These quotes are intended to make you laugh. They are not here to be copied and distributed without permission from the source of the quote.

1. Pull Tab game "Slam Dunk", Bonanza Press, Woodinville, WA.
   quote numbers: 1, 2, 3
2. No other locations yet!